dunyun-rings:

ruin your own damn day

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

linda-belcher:

don’t talk shit about my shitty country– only people who live here can do that

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

lilcherub1996:

petition to make it illegal for men to yell

jaclcfrost:

“you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

volsungs:

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

holdingonmyheart:

green day: the making of ¡uno, dos, tre!

kerplunk:

billiejoearmstrong: thanks everbody #Otis #revrad

seriouslyamerica:

It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

twistedviper:

goodandfunandmadness:

santo-dom-ingo:

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

I’d kill for one of those.

I think you’re missing the point

musenewses:

Dom on Instagram: 

“A genuine surprise this afternoon! Best rock album! 🤘🏻#grammys #musedrones” [x]